Saturday, October 22, 2011

Making fun of the enemy.

The liberal Democrats own the news media. Everyone knows that. That's why they get to slant the news to their own advantage and make everyone else look bad. It works. We know it does because they have created an ignorant, uninformed electorate. Electorate is a word that means voters, the people who keep getting Democrats elected. Liberal Democrats also own the entertainment industry. Democrats learned a long time ago that making fun of your opponents by constantly jabbing them with barbs of humor tends to diminish their credibility. Take the popular TV show, Saturday Night Live, and look at what they've done to Sarah Palin with their slanderous dialogue. The endless stream of mockery and ridicule coming from dozens of so-called comedy shows every night almost borders on hate speech, but liberals are immune from prosecution for a crime they invented to be used only against conservatives. That's what is so good about the Internet. We conservatives don't need millions of dollars to buy newspapers and television stations. The Democrats know that, too, so they decided to "take over" the Internet with an unconstitutional power grab by the FCC. Meanwhile, sit back and enjoy a little humorous payback.
A DC ‘airport ticket agent' offers some examples of why the US is in so much trouble! 
Keep in mind that they got these jobs by having the most people vote for them. So much for voter education.

1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)

2. I got a call from a Kansas Congressman's (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Cape Town. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, ''I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts ..''

Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ''Cape Cod is in Massachusetts , Cape Town is in South Africa ..''
His response -- click..

3. A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.

He replied, 'Don't lie to me!, I looked on the map, and Florida is a very THIN state!!'' (OMG)

4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife (Landra Reid) who asked, ''Is it possible to see England from Canada ?''

I said, ''No.''

She said, ''But they look so close on the map'' (OMG, again!)

5. An aide for a cabinet member (Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas .. I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas ... When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, ''I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.'' (Aghhhh)

6. An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called last week.. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.

I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.

7. A New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked, ''Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?'' I said, 'No, why do you ask?'

He replied, ''Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!''

After putting him on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno , Ca. is (FAT - Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage..

8. A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii . After going over all the cost info, she asked, ''Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii ?''

9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright from Ala who asked, ''How do I know which plane to get on?''

I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ''I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.''

10 Senator Dianne Feinstein called and said, ''I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, Florida. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?''

I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola and fly on a commuter plane.

She said, ''Yeah, whatever, smarty!''

11 Mary Landrieu, La. Senator, called and had a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to China . After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa. "Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those.''

I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa. When I told her this she said, ''Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!''

12 A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations, ''I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York .''

I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, ''Are you sure that's the name of the town?''

'Yes, what flights do you have?'' replied the man.

After some searching, I came back with, ''I'm sorry, sir, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a rhino anywhere."

''The man retorted, ''Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!''

So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, ''You don't mean Buffalo , do you?''

The reply? ''Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.''

Go ahead and check this out on Snopes. They seem to have become the unofficial cover-up people that liberals love to quote most. And just to clarify this point, the above "DC Airport ticket agent" jokes are just that, jokes. They have appeared before without names. Snopes realizes how powerful political humor, (make that ridicule) is that they went to the trouble of debunking these jokes. And really, folks, who needs to debunk a joke, anyway? Maybe that is because all the names mentioned are Democrats. Now, if only they would treat conservatives and Republicans the same way.

Now you know why the Government is in the shape it's in!

Could ANYONE be this DUMB?


I don't write it, I just offer it for your consideration. Like manure, you just gotta spread it around.


  1. Ya' need to promote your blog more, IMO. This is "priceless" (tribute to # 11).

  2. Mrs. AL, If you want the job of promoting this blog, you can have it. I don't have any skills at PR work. But thanks for the compliment, anyway.

  3. All you have to do is visit some of the fine blogs around and make some comments, then invite folks over. That's how I do it over at WP (though I confess, I am an old TownHall blogger who already had interconnections).

  4. I don't get the last bit about Snopes, sorry. Are you saying these are jokes, as in not true just made-up funny stories with Democrat names inserted, but somehow they are genuine evidence of the calibre of Democrat legislators anyway?

    OK, if you say so.

    As an elderly blogger (Nelson Abdullah) was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

    Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Nelson, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I-280. Please be careful!"

    "Hell," said Nelson, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

    No wait, I've got a million of them.

  5. Anonymous, Saturday Night Live has no concerns with truth when they ridicule Sarah Palin because they know that making fun of Republicans helps to diminish their credibility. So it is a waste of time to address each and every insult to prove it isn't true. But Snopes is aware of the power of the insults, humorous as they were and took the unusual position of actually debunking the inaccuracy of these jokes because they were aimed at Democrats. See

    And as for my driving ability, you should know I haven't had an accident or a ticket in over 50 years of driving so I must be doing something right. But thanks for taking the time to make a joke over it. I am flattered.


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