Conscience of a Conservative: What we need is a little more humor.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

What we need is a little more humor.

Barack Hussein Obama has really done wonders for our country. In two years he has awakened an entire nation and rejuvenated the Republican Party and for that reason I am posting two jokes to bring some smiles to everyone's faces.

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA (about 2 year ago) we grabbed a person From Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States , and now....... the whole country is looking for work !!!!!!"

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UnknownJanuary 21, 2011 at 4:23 AM
I have to laugh ,it keeps me from crying about this whole mess. LOL
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BenDJuly 20, 2011 at 10:48 PM
What do we need jobs for?
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Thursday, January 20, 2011

What we need is a little more humor.

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